Guide to 2.22 “Not Pictured”
from TV.com
Music:
"Pomp and Circumstance" by Edward Elgar
"Virtual Booty Machine" by Lovewhip
"G.L.S." by Salme Dahlstrom
"Strangehold" by Ted Nugent
"My Friends" by Gravenhurst
"Time Flies Tomorrow" by Paul Westerberg
Quotes:
Veronica: (voiceover) So this is how it is, the innocent suffer, the guilty go free and truth and fiction are pretty much interchangeable. There is no Santa Claus, nor an Easter Bunny, and there are no angels watching over us. Things just happen. And nothing makes any sense.
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Dick: Guess who’s going commando?
Duncan: Must we?
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Dick: Admit it, man. You’re way happier in the limo than sitting on the bus getting eye daggers in the back from Meg.
Duncan: I’d have been happier if you hadn’t had that chili dog.
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Lilly:The guy is gone. We had a little disagreement over fooling around with his ex.
Veronica: That bastard.
Lilly: On, no, no. It was um . . . It was me. I kinda fooled around with his ex. I mean you think guys would dig that right? What? It’s college. It’s expected! You’ll see.
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Veronica: Meg’s dad offering twenty grand for the capture of Woody Goodman.
Keith: Well, I’m sure someone will get him.
Veronica: Didn’t you say something about, "we have a business to run"? Shouldn’t you be out hunting him down like the dog he is?
Keith: I also said something about us being people with lives. See, I have this kid who’s gonna graduate from high school. I don’t wanna miss it.
Veronica: This is Woody Goodman. He blew up a bus and molested children.
Keith: Guess I’m just sentimental.
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Keith: (presenting an envelope) For you, on this momentous occasion.
Veronica: (feels, shakes, then sniffs it) A pony?!
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Clemmons: I can’t decide if my life will be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday?
Veronica: Don’t keep all your passwords taped on the bottom of your stapler, and stay cool Mr. C.
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Aaron: Hello, Logan.
Logan: What are you doing here?
Aaron: Well, I need a place to stay. How are the suites?
Logan: Well, probably an improvement over your previous digs. Might be a little weird, though. I don’t think any of the other guests killed anyone.
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Mac: Guess what?
Veronica: What?
Mac: Beaver got us a room at the Neptune Grand for tonight.
Veronica: Ooh-la-la!
Mac: Any advice?
Veronica: Close your eyes and think of England?
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Mac: It’s liquid, it’s courage..It’s liquid courage!
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Veronica: Where’s your brother?
Dick: I think he took Ghost World up to his room. They’re probably up there making love. Or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Or both, at the same time. They’re both, like, 12th-level dorks. I’m just sayin’.
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Aaron: Hello, Veronica. Well, don’t look so surprised. It’s a small town. Now that I’m no longer in jail, we might just run into each other from time to time.
Veronica: I’ll have to pay better attention to where I’m going, then.
Aaron: Well, it’s a free country. Those Founding Fathers were really onto something. Freedom - ah! It’s pretty damn sweet. I like it.
Veronica: So did Lilly. Bummer you murdered her.
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Veronica: You raped me!
Cassidy: And Dick still thinks I’m a virgin.
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Veronica: (Holding gun) Logan, move away from him.
Logan: (Getting up) Veronica, don’t.
Veronica: He killed my father!
Logan: Give me the gun, Veronica.
Veronica: He killed everyone on the bus! He raped me!
Logan: You are not a killer, Veronica. Give me the gun.
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Logan: Beaver don’t!
Cassidy: (turning around) My name is Cassidy!
Logan: Cassidy don’t.
Cassidy: Why not?
(silence)
Cassidy: That’s what I thought.
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Keith: You all packed?
Veronica: Vagabond shoes and all. And pepper spray, for if we run into that Trump character.
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Keith: How’s Logan taking the news?
Veronica: Shrugs it off. Calls himself Little Orphan Annie. Which I think means…badly.
Veronica: What are you doing?
Logan: I’m not gonna see you for a whole week, that’s, like, a month
Veronica: Yeah, but, then I’ll be back and everything will be fine
Logan: Well you say that, but I don’t know….
Veronica: I know, I can feeeel it.
Logan: And you’re never wrong? (Veronica shakes her head) No?
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Veronica: Why are you here?
Logan: Yeah, I didn’t know you could come out during daylight hours.
Kendall: I have a business proposition for your father.
Veronica: Okay, but I’m warning you: he doesn’t carry much cash.
