Veronica Mars PH

from TV.com

Music:
"Treat Her Like A Lady" by Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose

Quotes:
Cliff: I’m sure Ms. Mars has had the required sexual education course provided by Neptune High School.
Veronica: I got an A minus. Plus, I watch Animal Planet.
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Logan: As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blond waiting for me in the parking lot.
Veronica: Me too.
Logan: I’m not blond.
Veronica: Or hot.
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Veronica: Remember back when you were doing the deed with Dick’s stepmom?
Logan: Vaguely. I remember she thought I was hot.
Veronica: Were you with her on the day of the crash? You two talked on the phone a few times that day.
Logan: Man, you’re obsessed with my sex life. Do I need to start carrying around a webcam from now on?
Veronica: Logan.
Logan: Day of the crash, day of the crash….uh, I’d really have to consult my feelings journal to be sure.
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Logan: Kendall requires a domestic staff to make cereal. Do you really think she could plot a murder?
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Keith: Prepare to have your mind blown. Are you ready?
Veronica: Think back eighteen years. Small. blond. baby. Born ready!
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Veronica: Plymouth Baracuda 1970 to ‘73. Good news, Harry! I don’t see a lot of Cudas except on Nash Bridges reruns.
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Veronica: I’m Veronica.
Billy: Yeah, you go to Neptune. You’re like a cheerleader or something?
Veronica: Or something.
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Veronica: What enjoyment exactly do the blind get out of Wheel of Fortune?
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Jackie: Veronica, I have a favor to ask.
Veronica: Who doesn’t?
Veronica: Mac Attack! What’s the haps?
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Mac: You’re judging me.
Veronica: Nope. I’m judging myself. Why don’t I have a cell phone interceptor?
Mac: Please respect the business model, Veronica. I do the gadgets, you do the actual espionage.
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Keith: You mind printing every e-mail, every document?
Mac: Your wish is my Shift-Command.
(silence)
Mac: Little computer humor for you there.
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Veronica: You’ve shown me your yearbook. The whole Rick Springfield feathered-hair thing… it looked awesome on you, but those days are over and it’s time to move on.

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