Guide to 2.18 “I Am God”

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Music:
"Breathe Me" by Sia
"Get Down and Dirty" by Saxon
"Someone Like You" by Röyksopp
"One More Time" by Daft Punk
"I Am God" by the Wannabes

Quotes:
Meg: Have you been reading my emails? My sister gave my computer files
to Duncan, not you. Those were my personal, intimate…But wait, I
forgot. I’m dead. In Veronica-Land, no pulse, no privacy.

Angie: Veronica Mars got into Stanford?
Wallace: Yeah. Veronica Mars. Stanford.
Angie: Well I guess somebody has to do the football team.

Wallace: Anything to reinforce the P.W.T. stereotype.
Veronica: There’s a pretty young thing stereotype? Do I fit it?
Wallace: P.W.T. Poor White Trash.
Veronica: Oh them.

Logan: You’re not going to get all super-achiever on me, are you?
Wallace: I’m just trying to avoid flunking. Hearst would yank my scholarship.
Logan: Excellent. The bar is so low, we can step over it.

Keith: My coat?
Clemmons: Right. It’s in the closet.
(Sees Veronica hiding in the closet)
Keith: Yep, that’s mine all right.

Keith: Why aren’t you learning something?
Veronica: And a good day to you, too, sir. Just thinking about some great advice you gave me.
Keith: "Look both ways"? "Don’t stick that in your nose"?
Veronica: "Follow the money."

Mr. Wu: Students! This experiment is a major test grade. For some of you, (looking at Dick) it means passing this class or not.
Dick: (to Logan) Dude, is Mr. Wu hitting on me?
Mr. Wu: Okay, people, that does it. I’m assigning your partners
alphabetically. Dick, I think it’s a bad idea for you and Mr. Echolls
to be working together.
Dick: So bad, it’s good?
Mr. Wu: No.
Dick: (to Logan) God, I don’t know how I’m gonna quit you. Shh! It’s not me, it’s Wu.

Maureen: Dick Casablancas is the bastard child of Satan.
Veronica: Well, that would explain a lot.

Ms. James: You were sleeping in class. Mrs. Taft says she’s reprimanded
you three times for wearing headphones while she’s teaching.
Veronica: She’s reading The Golden Bowl…aloud, with a fake English accent.
Ms. James: You were caught ripping down another student’s poster.
Veronica: Am I being followed?

Mr. Wu: Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more,
you’ll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented
men are gay. Many of them are just… Asian.

Wallace: When I die, I hope you pay for my spread in Vibe.
Veronica: Didn’t I e-mail you about that? You’re not allowed to die.

Veronica: I’m fine, it was just a bad dream.
Keith: Did you watch House of Wax again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares.

Veronica: Remind me, why did we break up?
Logan: Because you thought the other guy had greener grass? Or was I too much man? No wait, it was you. You were too much man.

Wallace: The last time we talked you were bashing Veronica’s headlights in with a crowbar.
Logan: Ahh, foreplay.

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