from TV.com
Music:
"I Hear The Bells" by Mike Doughty
"All My Life" by DJ Harry
Quotes:
Veronica: So my Grandma Reynolds was always saying, ‘when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.’ I wish she was still alive, because I’d really like to ask what she suggests for when life gives you chlamydia.
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Jackie:(referring to prom) We just gave in: the whole nine yards, the ridiculous dress, the tux, lobster dinner, limo. I mean, it happens once. Why not go all out?
Mac: Because no one sold you as an indentured servant to Butters.
Veronica: Mac, I didn’t think he’d actually–
Mac: He’s picking me up in a Hummer limousine. We’re having dinner on a replica pirate ship and I suspect that he’s hired a zeppelin for the ride home. I’m gonna fill my pockets with rocks, get a good grip on your ankle and I’m gonna drop off the top of a mountain.
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Veronica: Mrs. C! I trust you’re well.
Kendall: Well, if it isn’t little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.
Veronica: Like Trouble, with a capital T, that rhymes with C, that stands for—
Keith: Veronica!
Veronica: I was gonna say cute.
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Veronica: Can I borrow the remote cameras tonight?
Keith: What for?
Veronica: For…a school project?
Keith: I don’t believe you.
Veronica: Okay. This girl I know suspects that one of several creepy weirdoes she sang a Kylie Minogue song to at karaoke night might be following her around. We’re trying to narrow down which one it is.
Keith: I like your first answer better.
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Gia: Wow, how Mission Impossible! I feel like at any moment Tom Cruise is gonna dangle from the ceiling on cables.
Veronica: Great, now I won’t be able to sleep. I hope he doesn’t try to marry me.
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Veronica: So, I’m stuck on something, and hoped you could help me.
Keith: Absolutely. Unless it’s physics or chemistry. Or math. Or English. PE. I was good at PE.
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Veronica: Mac, you really do look…
Mac: Don’t distract me, I’m plotting how I kill you and make it look like an accident.
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Madison: God, longest elevator ride ever.
Vincent: Wait for the space elevator. They’re designing it now. A huge elevator on a hundred-mile carbon polymer cable that goes all the way to space. That’ll be a long elevator ride.
Mac: Still not as long as this one.
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Veronica: Leave her alone Dick. You don’t wanna make her have to call the law. ‘Cause I hear the law really comes down hard. Have you heard that?
Madison: So I guess you’re here alone since Duncan, like, ran away or whatever.
Veronica: You mean, took it on the lam? ‘Cause I can’t imagine what that’s like. Can you? Being on the Lamb. Think you’d just wanna close your eyes and pray for it all to end. You’d have the cops crawling all over you. Right? What do you think, Madison?
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Dick: Ronnie, what do you think the odds are of you and me hooking up by the end of the night?
Veronica: I happen to have them right here. They are…a googolplex to one.
Dick: Right on! So I’ll send over a bartender and check back in with you later.
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Logan: Bimbos? That’s not me anymore.
Veronica: So what are you like now?
Logan: You know, tortured. Ever since I had my heart broke.
Veronica: Hannah really did do a number on you, huh?
Logan: Come on, you know I’m not talking about Hannah.
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Logan: I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.
Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, blood shed, epic. But summer’s almost here. We won’t see each other at all. And then you’ll leave town and then… and then it’s over.
Veronica: Logan…
Logan: I’m sorry about last summer. You know, if I could do it over…
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives, bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.