Archive for September, 2006

2.21 “Happy Go Lucky”

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Philippine Premiere: September 27, 2006 | 8pm | ETC

THE VERDICT IS IN —– Veronica takes the stand in Aaron Echolls’s murder trial, and is
distracted during final exams while waiting for the verdict. Meanwhile,
Keith takes new evidence about the mayor to Lamb, and Weevil asks Mac
and Cassidy for help to pass algebra.


Repeats:
Thursdays at 3pm, Saturdays at 5pm, and Mondays at 1am and 10am.

Guide to 2.20 “Look Who’s Stalking”

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

from TV.com

Music:
"I Hear The Bells" by Mike Doughty
"All My Life" by DJ Harry

Quotes:
Veronica: So my Grandma Reynolds was always saying, ‘when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.’ I wish she was still alive, because I’d really like to ask what she suggests for when life gives you chlamydia.

Jackie:(referring to prom) We just gave in: the whole nine yards, the ridiculous dress, the tux, lobster dinner, limo. I mean, it happens once. Why not go all out?
Mac: Because no one sold you as an indentured servant to Butters.
Veronica: Mac, I didn’t think he’d actually–
Mac: He’s picking me up in a Hummer limousine. We’re having dinner on a replica pirate ship and I suspect that he’s hired a zeppelin for the ride home. I’m gonna fill my pockets with rocks, get a good grip on your ankle and I’m gonna drop off the top of a mountain.

Veronica: Mrs. C! I trust you’re well.
Kendall: Well, if it isn’t little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.
Veronica: Like Trouble, with a capital T, that rhymes with C, that stands for—
Keith: Veronica!
Veronica: I was gonna say cute.

Veronica: Can I borrow the remote cameras tonight?
Keith: What for?
Veronica: For…a school project?
Keith: I don’t believe you.
Veronica: Okay. This girl I know suspects that one of several creepy weirdoes she sang a Kylie Minogue song to at karaoke night might be following her around. We’re trying to narrow down which one it is.
Keith: I like your first answer better.

Gia: Wow, how Mission Impossible! I feel like at any moment Tom Cruise is gonna dangle from the ceiling on cables.
Veronica: Great, now I won’t be able to sleep. I hope he doesn’t try to marry me.

Veronica: So, I’m stuck on something, and hoped you could help me.
Keith: Absolutely. Unless it’s physics or chemistry. Or math. Or English. PE. I was good at PE.

Veronica: Mac, you really do look…
Mac: Don’t distract me, I’m plotting how I kill you and make it look like an accident.

Madison: God, longest elevator ride ever.
Vincent: Wait for the space elevator. They’re designing it now. A huge elevator on a hundred-mile carbon polymer cable that goes all the way to space. That’ll be a long elevator ride.
Mac: Still not as long as this one.

Veronica: Leave her alone Dick. You don’t wanna make her have to call the law. ‘Cause I hear the law really comes down hard. Have you heard that?
Madison: So I guess you’re here alone since Duncan, like, ran away or whatever.
Veronica: You mean, took it on the lam? ‘Cause I can’t imagine what that’s like. Can you? Being on the Lamb. Think you’d just wanna close your eyes and pray for it all to end. You’d have the cops crawling all over you. Right? What do you think, Madison?

Dick: Ronnie, what do you think the odds are of you and me hooking up by the end of the night?
Veronica: I happen to have them right here. They are…a googolplex to one.
Dick: Right on! So I’ll send over a bartender and check back in with you later.

Logan: Bimbos? That’s not me anymore.
Veronica: So what are you like now?
Logan: You know, tortured. Ever since I had my heart broke.
Veronica: Hannah really did do a number on you, huh?
Logan: Come on, you know I’m not talking about Hannah.

Logan: I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.
Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, blood shed, epic. But summer’s almost here. We won’t see each other at all. And then you’ll leave town and then… and then it’s over.
Veronica: Logan…
Logan: I’m sorry about last summer. You know, if I could do it over…
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives, bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.

2.20 “Look Who’s Stalking”

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Philippine Premiere: September 20, 2006 | 8pm | ETC

ALTERNA-PROM! —– Veronica is hired by Gia Goodman to find out who has been stalking her,
but matters become more complicated when Keith gets tangled up in a
scandal involving her father.
Meanwhile, Logan throws an "alterna-prom" when the senior prom is
cancelled, and Wallace and Jackie solidify their new relationship.


Repeats:
Thursdays at 3pm, Saturdays at 5pm, and Mondays at 1am and 10am.

Guide to 2.19 “Nevermind the Buttocks”

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

from TV.com

Music:
"Treat Her Like A Lady" by Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose

Quotes:
Cliff: I’m sure Ms. Mars has had the required sexual education course provided by Neptune High School.
Veronica: I got an A minus. Plus, I watch Animal Planet.

Logan: As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blond waiting for me in the parking lot.
Veronica: Me too.
Logan: I’m not blond.
Veronica: Or hot.

Veronica: Remember back when you were doing the deed with Dick’s stepmom?
Logan: Vaguely. I remember she thought I was hot.
Veronica: Were you with her on the day of the crash? You two talked on the phone a few times that day.
Logan: Man, you’re obsessed with my sex life. Do I need to start carrying around a webcam from now on?
Veronica: Logan.
Logan: Day of the crash, day of the crash….uh, I’d really have to consult my feelings journal to be sure.

Logan: Kendall requires a domestic staff to make cereal. Do you really think she could plot a murder?

Keith: Prepare to have your mind blown. Are you ready?
Veronica: Think back eighteen years. Small. blond. baby. Born ready!

Veronica: Plymouth Baracuda 1970 to ‘73. Good news, Harry! I don’t see a lot of Cudas except on Nash Bridges reruns.

Veronica: I’m Veronica.
Billy: Yeah, you go to Neptune. You’re like a cheerleader or something?
Veronica: Or something.

Veronica: What enjoyment exactly do the blind get out of Wheel of Fortune?

Jackie: Veronica, I have a favor to ask.
Veronica: Who doesn’t?
Veronica: Mac Attack! What’s the haps?

Mac: You’re judging me.
Veronica: Nope. I’m judging myself. Why don’t I have a cell phone interceptor?
Mac: Please respect the business model, Veronica. I do the gadgets, you do the actual espionage.

Keith: You mind printing every e-mail, every document?
Mac: Your wish is my Shift-Command.
(silence)
Mac: Little computer humor for you there.

Veronica: You’ve shown me your yearbook. The whole Rick Springfield feathered-hair thing… it looked awesome on you, but those days are over and it’s time to move on.

2.19 “Nevermind the Buttocks”

Monday, September 11th, 2006

Philippine Premiere: September 13, 2006 | 8pm | ETC

MORE SUSPECTS, MORE REVELATIONS —– What promises to be a simple case of finding out who ran over a
classmate’s dog turns into a startling revelation when new secrets
about the bus crash come pouring out and Veronica finds herself again
revisiting Lilly’s murder case.
Meanwhile, Wallace and Jackie try to turn their relationship around the
corner, and the PCHers turn to Weevil for protection from the
Fitzpatricks.


Repeats:
Thursdays at 3pm, Saturdays at 5pm, and Mondays at 1am and 10am.

Guide to 2.18 “I Am God”

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

from TV.com

Music:
"Breathe Me" by Sia
"Get Down and Dirty" by Saxon
"Someone Like You" by Röyksopp
"One More Time" by Daft Punk
"I Am God" by the Wannabes

Quotes:
Meg: Have you been reading my emails? My sister gave my computer files
to Duncan, not you. Those were my personal, intimate…But wait, I
forgot. I’m dead. In Veronica-Land, no pulse, no privacy.

Angie: Veronica Mars got into Stanford?
Wallace: Yeah. Veronica Mars. Stanford.
Angie: Well I guess somebody has to do the football team.

Wallace: Anything to reinforce the P.W.T. stereotype.
Veronica: There’s a pretty young thing stereotype? Do I fit it?
Wallace: P.W.T. Poor White Trash.
Veronica: Oh them.

Logan: You’re not going to get all super-achiever on me, are you?
Wallace: I’m just trying to avoid flunking. Hearst would yank my scholarship.
Logan: Excellent. The bar is so low, we can step over it.

Keith: My coat?
Clemmons: Right. It’s in the closet.
(Sees Veronica hiding in the closet)
Keith: Yep, that’s mine all right.

Keith: Why aren’t you learning something?
Veronica: And a good day to you, too, sir. Just thinking about some great advice you gave me.
Keith: "Look both ways"? "Don’t stick that in your nose"?
Veronica: "Follow the money."

Mr. Wu: Students! This experiment is a major test grade. For some of you, (looking at Dick) it means passing this class or not.
Dick: (to Logan) Dude, is Mr. Wu hitting on me?
Mr. Wu: Okay, people, that does it. I’m assigning your partners
alphabetically. Dick, I think it’s a bad idea for you and Mr. Echolls
to be working together.
Dick: So bad, it’s good?
Mr. Wu: No.
Dick: (to Logan) God, I don’t know how I’m gonna quit you. Shh! It’s not me, it’s Wu.

Maureen: Dick Casablancas is the bastard child of Satan.
Veronica: Well, that would explain a lot.

Ms. James: You were sleeping in class. Mrs. Taft says she’s reprimanded
you three times for wearing headphones while she’s teaching.
Veronica: She’s reading The Golden Bowl…aloud, with a fake English accent.
Ms. James: You were caught ripping down another student’s poster.
Veronica: Am I being followed?

Mr. Wu: Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more,
you’ll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented
men are gay. Many of them are just… Asian.

Wallace: When I die, I hope you pay for my spread in Vibe.
Veronica: Didn’t I e-mail you about that? You’re not allowed to die.

Veronica: I’m fine, it was just a bad dream.
Keith: Did you watch House of Wax again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares.

Veronica: Remind me, why did we break up?
Logan: Because you thought the other guy had greener grass? Or was I too much man? No wait, it was you. You were too much man.

Wallace: The last time we talked you were bashing Veronica’s headlights in with a crowbar.
Logan: Ahh, foreplay.

2.18 “I Am God”

Monday, September 4th, 2006

Philippine Premiere: September 6, 2006 | 8pm | ETC

ENTER VERONICA’S MIND —– Veronica begins having dreams involving the dead students from the bus crash, who drop clues along the way.
Meanwhile, Logan and Wallace become unlikely lab partners in Mr. Wu’s class, and Keith helps Clemmons expose a doctor’s scam.


Repeats:
Thursdays at 3pm, Saturdays at 5pm, and Mondays at 1am and 10am.